Monday, January 23, 2017

MIRACLES ARE COOL

alright. so we've been trying a new tatict. tactick. tactik. omg. what. strategy. we are talking to everyone and being like "hey, we're representatives of jesus christ and he sent us here to bless your home" and if they accept and afterwards start asking what church we belong to and when we'll come back we know their interested. but if not, they arent. its been super cool!


one lady cried. like. a lot. because she loved us so much.

another said we were the answer to her prayers and she felt much better after.

and we found lucas, who's best friend is on a mission in japan and he isnt going to his church right now and i left him super curious about why there are so many churches that teach everything so differently if god said there was only one and basically YES NEW INVESTIGATOR THAT TOTALLY WILL GO TO CHURCH

literally, i felt the spirit so Strong when we did this. even with the peoplke that didnt want anything afterwards. i know that we're here as representatives of christ, nothing less, and we're here to do what he would do if he were here, and this is something he would do. literally this is being so cool.

also god loves his children because i tried to call a less active member here in chã de bebedouro and instead managed to call a less active member in canaã which is part of my old área jardim do horto, and he said he'll go this sunday! like, literally that was impossible how that happened. wow am i greatful that i called every single member on our list this week (i called so many people i am so tired of the phone now never again). our phone doesnt work. like, where we are the carrier Claro doesnt work well so NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND US. the secretary gave us a second chip to see if it got better, like, if it was a ploblem with our line but it didnt get any better. we understand everything but we cant say anything most of the time.

what else? idk. this computer sucks. presidente hit me the other day that was cool. not HIT me hit me but like, i said i was going to call lots of people and use all our credits since it was the last day and he hit me and was like "se liga (idk what htis is in english like...get with the program? idk) youve got two chips thats twice the credits CALL EVERYONE" and i was like "well. ok" and used everything.

Monday, January 16, 2017

MILAGRES DE UM BOM TRABALHO

this week SUCKED because we spent most of the week without water. President let us spend two days in ganuza's house because, like, that was not going to end well (my companion recovering from worms and not being able to flush the toilet was not something I was willing to live through)

so. we did a dumb thing. we played uno where who loses has to drink a cup of water. and i think we drank like 4 liters each something like that idk WOW I ALMOST DIED. sunday i didnt manage to eat anything at all and i ended up laying on the floor in the members home at lunch because i was not having it.

but even though we were literally dying we were like "wow with everything this week we barely worked so we HAVE TO WORK TODAY" so we did and guess what happened. WE GOT 17 REFERRALS IN ONE DAY WHAT THE HECK. so this week all we gonna do is freaking contact these referrals and its gonna be great because now we have a place to start. Literally I believe so strongly that god blesses us when we sacrifice for him because we only got these referrals because we went out to work even though i was very much convinced that i was going to throw up 3 litros of water

SO THIS WEEK WE HAVE SOME AWESOME PLANS TO BE ABLE TO SEND A GOOD EMAIL NEXT WEEK. itll be awesome. just wait and see.

Monday, January 9, 2017

im famous

alright so we didnt work this week because my companion had worms which was fun. literally worms is the worst thing ever if i ever get worms pls kill me.

BUT at the end of the week we managed to go out and we visited like all of the members who thought we were mad at them because we werent visiting anyone....oops. but we visited everyone and now they all like us again #success. and on sunday we found  A TON OF LESS ACTIVE MEMBERS THAT STILL HAVE TESTIMUNIES WOOOOHOOOOO for sure they'll become active again!! this ward is really needing that right now so it'll be good for us.

what else. oh. last monday i went crazy.

like, I was getting so ugly I'm not a pretty blonde and my hair was not looking too great after 15 months in brazil

so i chopped it all off.

and died it red.

and so today this dude stopped me in the street and was like "wow youre pretty are you brasilian is this your natural hair wow omg wow" and i was like "um no tchau" and he was like "oh its because im a photographer and im doing a project on redheads from alagoas(the state im in)" and basically my companion almost died laughing

and people keep staring at me. like. they already did. but idk. maybe i shouldnt have done this. 

Thursday, December 29, 2016

RE: what a christmas present

So good to hear from you!  Your vid was posted on Facebook.  Glad to see you are doing well and I can't believe you'll be home soon!  What?!  Anyway, I wish our family could be at your homecoming, but we're going to be there for Zak's wedding and don't have the moolah to do that again a month or two later.  Keep up the good work and finish strong!  Love ya tons! … you are still in all of our prayers. 😉

 

 

 

what. i was transfered. literally what is this. SIX WEEKS IN JARDIM DO HORTO AND IM LEAVING WHAT THE HECK PRES.

ok. I'm sure theres some wise purpose in all of this. Also I'm not fancy enough to stay in this fancy area I'm heading to an area thats like all the others I've worked in so thats ok. Also the neighboring area is MY CHILD SISTER GANUZA im very ok with that very much i will see her all the time this is great. 

what else happened this week? skype happened. so like. my family knows im alive

they complained that i never say my companions name ITS BECAUSE IT CHANGES SO FAST I FORGET LITERALLY IN 15 MONTHS I HAVE HAD 14 COMPANIONS so yeah but my new companion is Sister Rocha which means rock so thats cool. I think she's from São Paulo but im not sure i dont remember but tomorrow when i meet up with her I'll ask ne? yeah. it'll be a good time..

literally i dont know what else to say like you know what happened this week NOTHING because there were a million things to do so we didnt work

EXCEPT THAT WE DID BECAUSE CELIA GOT BAPTIZED AND THAT WAS SUPER COOL. she was so excited!! her husband is inactive, right? and he's always like "well my filosofia is different now so i wont go to church" but then he comes because celia is coming and its hilarious because very clearly she is his weak spot. also he's coming around. he was super excited for her baptism but didnt want to admit it hehehe

yeah thats basically my life i guess idk emailing after skype is always super hard love you all i promise i just used all my words yesterday with my family

Monday, December 26, 2016

what a christmas present

what. i was transfered. literally what is this. SIX WEEKS IN JARDIM DO HORTO AND IM LEAVING WHAT THE HECK PRES.

ok. I'm sure theres some wise purpose in all of this. Also I'm not fancy enough to stay in this fancy area I'm heading to an area thats like all the others I've worked in so thats ok. Also the neighboring area is MY CHILD SISTER GANUZA im very ok with that very much i will see her all the time this is great. 

what else happened this week? skype happened. so like. my family knows im alive

they complained that i never say my companions name ITS BECAUSE IT CHANGES SO FAST I FORGET LITERALLY IN 15 MONTHS I HAVE HAD 14 COMPANIONS so yeah but my new companion is Sister Rocha which means rock so thats cool. I think she's from São Paulo but im not sure i dont remember but tomorrow when i meet up with her I'll ask ne? yeah. it'll be a good time..

literally i dont know what else to say like you know what happened this week NOTHING because there were a million things to do so we didnt work

EXCEPT THAT WE DID BECAUSE CELIA GOT BAPTIZED AND THAT WAS SUPER COOL. she was so excited!! her husband is inactive, right? and he's always like "well my filosofia is different now so i wont go to church" but then he comes because celia is coming and its hilarious because very clearly she is his weak spot. also he's coming around. he was super excited for her baptism but didnt want to admit it hehehe

yeah thats basically my life i guess idk emailing after skype is always super hard love you all i promise i just used all my words yesterday with my family

Monday, December 19, 2016

a less spiritual kind of email

oh my goodness. why. literally. why.

I'm literally still so embarrassed and yet im going to tell all of you this horrible thing that happened to me so I guess I'm not that embarrassed. Except that I am. 

So we were teaching this inactive member that promised he would go to church and then he didnt LIAR but its ok i forgive him because look what I did. I went to use the bathroom. And the toilet like, broke. Like. didnt flush. and like. that was a serious problem.

I have no idea what he did afterwards like, thankfully I think someone cleans his studio so at least...no thats not even any better the lady will think it was him...idk man that was not a good moment.

what else happened this week? I LOST ALL MY MONEY #responsible. I think I lost it on the bus. 200 reais. thats literally a month of food and transport. how. why.

what else? literally I dont remember anything about this week except that I made brownies and also cookies to give to people at the CHRISTMAS CONFERENCE TOMORROW because I wanna be a cool mom/grandma for my children right? Sister Ganuza's "child" was like "sister steele is my grandma not the first trainer" and i was like "YES" and she said "well, i mean, it'd be nice to have two grandmas right, double the presentes?" so I have to keep her on my team DOWN WITH SISTER CUSTODIO I AM SISTER GANUZA'S MOM so im making her cookies.

WE GOT OUR WASHING MACHINE BACK YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THAT MADE ME MISSIONARIES DO NOT HAVE THE TIME NOR THE ENERGY TO WASH ALL OUR CLOTHES BY HAND.

Also this week there was a sister who was like, super stressed out and maybe depressed? idk I was worried. she stopped taking showers? And like taking showers is very important we are in brazil its super hot and after like 4 days wow there was a smell you know? so naturally I was worried and I sent an email to president and now every time I talk to him and something's gone wrong (losing money, changes with meetings, meetings going too late for us to eat) he's like "sister shhhhhh calm down dont get stressed out and PLEASE dont stop taking showers" and I'm like "pres por favor you can trust me i like showers." and he's just like "good. continue" 

I love my President he's ridiculous sometimes.

also there's a lady in our ward who frequently tells me and my companion "when you go home i want you to go find donald trump and tell him that theres a lady in maceio brasil that hates him and wants him to die any day now" like, every time she sees us she's just like "wow these truly are the later days HE CAN DIE ANY DAY HE WANTS TO YOU TELL HIM SISTER YOU TELL HIM" and I never know exactly what to say. This week was "wow I'm so disapointed in the american members of the church UTAH VOTED FOR THE DEVIL HAVE THEY LOST THEIR MINDS" and I always have to calmly explain that a) we missionaries do not speak about politics and b) I do not personally know Donald Trump nem Hillary Clinton

I know I'm forgetting something super funny that happened this week but I cannot remember anything literally what did I do this week idk I havent slept all week

Next week I say spiritual things. MERRY CHRISTMAS

Monday, December 12, 2016

The Gift of Tongues, feijoada, and an exmormon of 40 years at church

YO WHATS UP GUYS

So this week was super cool. First of all there was a transmission with the area presidency of brasil this week, and we heard from Elder Costa (Argentinan) who spoke in portuguese and Elder Costa (brazilian) and Sister Cordon from the primary presidency WHO IS FLUENT IN PORTUGUESE PLOT TWIST and it was super funny because literally all of them (well, other than the brazilian) were like "hey brasil is cool but like why do you guys eat cow intestines thats just not needed im sorry" and i was like "I feel you man. I feel you." 

The first guy who spoke who I cannot remember his name, spoke a lot about how Satan wants to distract us from our divine potential and wants us to not believe in ourselves. Also he left us a little burn (ok. this sounds super weird. but like. it makes sense right? he burned us? idk man. idk.) saying that the lord wants us to be righteous, and not just look righteous. our words and actions need to be the same, and need to be in line with our beliefs. He gave the example of moses when satan tried to tempt him, moses was like "dude who do you think you are, im a son of god." which i thought was funny but also true, like, when Satan tells you you're nothing just be like "dude im literally royalty and what are you God kicked you out"

wow this email isnt super professional. oh well.

Then Sister Cordon talked a lot about "se você quiser morangos, tem que plantar morangos" which is if you want strawberries, you have to plant strawberries. Well ok she didnt talk about strawberries, it was just an example. but she talked a lot about how we need to plant what we want to harvest, and we need to plant it NOW. If you want a testimony of the restored gospel, you have to plant the seeds NOW reading the scriptures, saying your prayers and the like. and you need to have pacience because strawberries dont grow overnight.

Elder Costa from argentina spoke about the sabath and how we need to notice the small miracles in the sabath and appreciate it in its fullest. also he told us to obey transit laws. i think he struggles with this.

Elder Costa from Brasil talked alot about how faith=action. that if you dont act on what you believe, its because you dont believe.

and finally ELDER HOLLAND SPOKE IN PORTUGUESE WHAT. jk. he spoke very little in portuguese and it was very hard to understand which was very funny. I was shocked! He spoke a little and then was like "alright im gonna ask that the translater help me out here because my portuguese is truly awful" and it was hilarious. But yes. So he spoke a lot about how we never know if we'll see the fruits of our labors but it doesnt matter. Brigham young building the salt lake temple after a million failed attempts to mantain said (kind of. im translating, you know how it is) "i don't worry about tomorrow anymore. maybe i'll never see this temple. maybe none of us will. maybe it'll be taken away from us again. but what i worry about is that im doing what god asks of my hands." and it was GREAT. really, lots of the time we wont see the fruits of our labor but it doesnt matter, someone has to do it. in the mission field lots of the time someoen else will harvest what you planted, but couldnt do it if you didnt plant it. so it doesnt matter if we get transfered or not. we have to work.

i thought it was so cool that he tried to speak portuguese. at the end he bore a super simple but powerful testimony in portuguese saying that he knows that this is gods church and that joseph smith was a profet and that he loves the people of brazil, and it was way more powerful in his own voice with his super broken portuguese. you could feel how much he really loves the people he serves, and how much he wants to be able to talk to them without a translater, and he's learning a little at a time.

then the last prayer, the kid just got back from argentina and he speaks a weird mix of portuguese and spanish

so basically the gift of tongues is real because all of understood all of these talks with super thick accents.

AND ROBERTO CAME. Roberto has been inactive for like all of his life but now his wife wants to be baptized and he's resisting but he's not managing hahaha. He drinks and smokes so I think he's spent his whole life looking for something easier, but with us coming to teach his wife he's feeling the spirit again and HE CAME TO CHURCH. HE SAID HE WOULDNT BUT HE CAME. literally this made me so happy.

in other news this week i learned the words to la cucaracha. my peruan companian taught me and i understood the words because #ispeakspanish #justkiddinbutimlearningalittlewithher literally the song just says the cochroach cant walk because its missing a leg. why is this song so happy?