oh my goodness. why. literally. why.
I'm literally still so embarrassed and yet im going to tell all of you this horrible thing that happened to me so I guess I'm not that embarrassed. Except that I am.
So we were teaching this inactive member that promised he would go to church and then he didnt LIAR but its ok i forgive him because look what I did. I went to use the bathroom. And the toilet like, broke. Like. didnt flush. and like. that was a serious problem.
I have no idea what he did afterwards like, thankfully I think someone cleans his studio so at least...no thats not even any better the lady will think it was him...idk man that was not a good moment.
what else happened this week? I LOST ALL MY MONEY #responsible. I think I lost it on the bus. 200 reais. thats literally a month of food and transport. how. why.
what else? literally I dont remember anything about this week except that I made brownies and also cookies to give to people at the CHRISTMAS CONFERENCE TOMORROW because I wanna be a cool mom/grandma for my children right? Sister Ganuza's "child" was like "sister steele is my grandma not the first trainer" and i was like "YES" and she said "well, i mean, it'd be nice to have two grandmas right, double the presentes?" so I have to keep her on my team DOWN WITH SISTER CUSTODIO I AM SISTER GANUZA'S MOM so im making her cookies.
WE GOT OUR WASHING MACHINE BACK YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THAT MADE ME MISSIONARIES DO NOT HAVE THE TIME NOR THE ENERGY TO WASH ALL OUR CLOTHES BY HAND.
Also this week there was a sister who was like, super stressed out and maybe depressed? idk I was worried. she stopped taking showers? And like taking showers is very important we are in brazil its super hot and after like 4 days wow there was a smell you know? so naturally I was worried and I sent an email to president and now every time I talk to him and something's gone wrong (losing money, changes with meetings, meetings going too late for us to eat) he's like "sister shhhhhh calm down dont get stressed out and PLEASE dont stop taking showers" and I'm like "pres por favor you can trust me i like showers." and he's just like "good. continue"
I love my President he's ridiculous sometimes.
also there's a lady in our ward who frequently tells me and my companion "when you go home i want you to go find donald trump and tell him that theres a lady in maceio brasil that hates him and wants him to die any day now" like, every time she sees us she's just like "wow these truly are the later days HE CAN DIE ANY DAY HE WANTS TO YOU TELL HIM SISTER YOU TELL HIM" and I never know exactly what to say. This week was "wow I'm so disapointed in the american members of the church UTAH VOTED FOR THE DEVIL HAVE THEY LOST THEIR MINDS" and I always have to calmly explain that a) we missionaries do not speak about politics and b) I do not personally know Donald Trump nem Hillary Clinton
I know I'm forgetting something super funny that happened this week but I cannot remember anything literally what did I do this week idk I havent slept all week
Next week I say spiritual things. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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